George CarlinHe - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.
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Sometimes you have to take a step back and just be impressed by the sheer incompetence that occurs in the world. I have suffered through a series of bad relationships and bad bosses, and through it all I just thought, “Well, it could be worse.” But I wasn’t ready for how bad things could get. It’s been a while since I’ve been this upset about a woman being awful.
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